SAKSI!

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Nyahahaha..wala pa cguro ni pamahaw.

Bwahahahaha!

pano sasabihin sa isang girl na maitim ang kili-kili niya without hurting

her feelings?

"ganda ng deodorant mo ha, kiwi?"

ERAP SA PIZZA HUT

WAITER: sir, do you want me to cut your pizza into 4 slices or 8 slices?

ERAP: into four na lang, masyadong marami yung eight. di ko mauubos.

Paryente!!!

Mama: Anak dili ka manguyab sa mga dalaga ning baryoha ha kay puro imong

paryente.

Anak: O ma!

Mama: O ngano tutok man ka sa baka?

Anak: Mama sad oy hasta baka akong paryente?

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Hahahaha..pati baka..

English 101

This was taken somewhere in Syria:

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Hahahaha..Amboooot!

Quote of the day!!

"Magbiro ka na sa lasing, magbiro ka na sa bagong gising, huwag lang sa
lasing na bagong gising."

English 101

Ako ni nakita nga announcement dri sa usa ka bldg. sa Dubai:

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hahahahaha!! Dumb daw! ataya!

Quote of the Day!!!

Ang taong naglalakad nang matulin ... may utang!

Joke Time!!

Erap Jokes:

Cabinet member: Mr. President our population growth rate is very
alarming, there is 1 woman giving birth every minute!
Erap: We have to stop this and look for that woman!

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Bahala na dugay na ni basta alayb ta..hahaha!

e-push jud!

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Hahahaha! Ataya! salamat sa Greenpinoy...Alayb2x!

Quote of the Day!!!

"When all else fails, follow instructions."

Anonymous

tatay: anak, paliti kog softdrinks
anak: coke o pepsi?
tatay: coke...
anak: diet o regular?
tatay: regular...
anak: bote o can?
tatay: bote...
anak: 8 oz. o litro?
tatay: punyeta....tubig na lang
anak: natural o mineral?
tatay: mineral...
anak: bugnaw o dili?
tatay: lambusan ta man ka aning silhig ron...
anak: lanot o tukog?
tatay: animal man seguro ka!!!
anak: baka o baboy?
tatay: layas!!!...layas! !!...
anak: karon o ugma?
tatay: karon na!!!
anak: imo ko ihatud o dili?
tatay: patyon ta ka karon!!!
anak: tuk-on o pusilon?
tatay: pusilon!!!
anak: sa ulo o tiyan?
tatay: pisteee!!!
anak: ok-ok o ilaga?
tatay: aaaahhhhh... .buang!!!

anak: kinsa...ikaw o ako?

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Salamat sa nag-email ani nga si JOseph Uy..Brad, hahaha..bahalag daan basta katawa.

Tribute to Women!!!

Believe it or Not……………

Woman has Man in it;

Mrs. has MR in it;

Female has MALE in it;

She has HE in it;

Madam has ADAM in it;

No wonder Men always want

to be inside Women.

Men were born between the

Legs of a woman, yet men

Spend all their lives trying to

Go back between the legs of a

Woman....

And even notice how Women’s

Problems start with MEN???

Ø MEN tal illness.

Ø MEN strual cramps

Ø MEN tal breakdown

Ø MEN opause

Ø GUY necologist

And real trouble is

HIS terectomy!!!

Hehehehe.

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Salamat kay Chong nga Bana ni Chay sa Pag Email ani nga artikulo..hahaha.

HAHAHAHA! Bahalag kara-an na ni nga Video. Makalingaw gehapon.

JOKE TIME!!!

PIRATE INTERVIEW:

Osa ka pirata gi interview sa reporter.
Reporter: Nganong imong pikas tiil kahoy man?
Pirata: Ah, naigo ni sa bala unya giputul giilisan na lang ug kahoy.
Reporter: Imong toong kamot naa may hook?
Pirata: Ah, naputol ni sa espada diha nga duna kuy kaaway.
Reporter: Unya imong pikas mata duna man nai itum nga tabon? (eye patch).
Pirata: Ah, naithan ni ug langgam unya nabuta.
Reporter: Ha? Makabuta diay nang iti sa langgam?
Pirata: Gilugud man gud nako sa akong toong kamut.

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thanks to Joseph Uy for the share...hehehehe.

Drinking Cold water after every meal...

HEALTH MATTERS:

It's always good to know these things.....
This is a very good article. Not only about the warm water after your
meal, but about ladies and their heart attacks.

This makes sense.... the Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their
meals...not cold water...
maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing
to lose, everything to gain...

For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to
you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the
cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It
will slow down the digestion.

Once this "sludge" reacts with the acid, it will break down and be
absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the
intestine.
Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to
drink hot soup or warm water after a meal. A serious note about heart
attacks:
Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the
left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may
never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.
Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. 60% of people who
have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.
Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be
aware. The more we know, the better chance we could survive...

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Drinking a hot tea after a meal also helps in the digestion of food ingon sako Lola.

sa Langit wala ang BEER!!!

Ayos ni! shot beh!

Masculine or Feminine???

From an Anonymous source: Read & compare then SMILE!!

A Spanish Teacher was explaining
to her class that in Spanish, unlike English,
nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

“House”
For instance,
is feminine:
'La Casa’.

“Pencil’,
However,
is masculine:
‘El Lapiz’.

A student asked,
“What gender is a computer?’
instead of giving the answer,

The teacher split the class into
two groups, male & female,
and asked them to decide
for themselves whether

‘Computer’

Should be
a masculine or a feminine noun.
Each group was asked to give
4 reasons for its recommendation.

The men’s group decided that
'computer’
should definitely be
of the feminine gender
(‘La computadora’),

Because:

1. No one but their creator
understands their internal
logic;

2. The native language
they use to communicate
with other computers is
incomprehensible to everyone
else;

3. Even thesmallest mistakes
are stored in long term memory
for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a
commitment to one,
you find yourself spending
half your paycheck
on accessories for it.

The women’s group, however
concluded that computers
should be masculine
(‘El Computador’),

Because:

1. In order to do anything with
them, you have to turn
them ON.

2. They have a lot of data but
still can’t think for themselves.

3. They are supposed to help you
solve problems, but half
the time they are the PROBLEM!

AND

4. As soon as you commit to one,
you realize that if you had
waited a little longer,
you could have gotten a better model.

HAHAHA! Any comments guys?? igo' ba?

Males UNITE!!!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
>
> 1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
> You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
> We need it up, you need it down.
> You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it
> down.
>
> 1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
> or the changing of the tides.
> Let it be.
>
> 1. Crying is blackmail.
>
> 1. Ask for what you want.
> Let us be clear on this one:
> Subtle hints do not work!
> Strong hints do not work!
> Obvious hints do not work!
> Just say it!
>
> 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost
> every question.
>
> 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving
> it. That's what we do.
> Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
>
>
> 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an
> argument.
> In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
>
>
> 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
> Don't ask us.
>
> 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one
> of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant theother one
>
> 1. You can either ask us to do something
> Or tell us how you want it done.
> Not both.
> If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
>
> 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say
> during commercials..
>
> 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither
> do we.
>
> 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default
> settings.
> Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also
> a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
>
> 1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
> We do that.
>
> 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing,"
> We will act like nothing's wrong.
> We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
>
>
> 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to,
> Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
>
> 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you
> wear is fine... Really .
>
> 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless
> you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
> or golf.
>
> 1. You have enough clothes.
>
> 1. You have too many shoes.
>
> 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
>
> 1. Thank you for reading this.
> Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight..HAHAHA!.

Guys, any comment on this? i think this strikes..hahaha..
Ladies, what about?hehehe..

Apo ug Lolo!!!

Just heard from the Jokers:


APO UG LOLO..

APO: Lo, ngano nag kaangkaang man kag lakaw?

LOLO: aw, ayaw nagud ni pansina apo oi

APO: ngano lagi na lo?

LOLO: ingon man gud sa akong doktor na likayan ang itlog kay taas ug kolesterol.

Natakdan!!hehehe..

Well, the "sleep Bug" has gripped the office!!! hahaha...Polthorn is snoring and salivating..hehe..Another day in the office..

Sleeping Partner sa Office

After having lunch & after a half days work which was soooo hectic...hmmmm..Sherwin aka "pisot", doused off.hehehe.

Welcome

Hello people! bear with my Corny-niness..Hahaha..If you have one, post or email me...markusthe2nd@gmail.com..............Enjoy reading!!