Trahedya!

* The 3 tragedies in a man's life:
1- life sucks
2- job sucks
3- Wife does NOT!

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Ahahaha! sometimes! Hahahaha

Erapmania

JUDGE: Ano ba talaga nangyari?

ERAP: . (di nagsasalita)

JUDGE: Sumagot ka sa tanong.

ERAP: Naman eh!!! Kala ko ba hearing lang to??? Bakit may speaking?

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Ahahahaha! Cge na nga. next Question!

Spelling 101!!

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Bwahahaha! Duha ka itlog na-ay machine gun!

Erapmania

Si Erap nakabasag ng vase sa Museum, yung attendant nataranta.

ATTENDANT: naku sir, more than 500 years old na po yang vase.

ERAP: hay salamat. Akala ko bago!

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Nyahahaha! Idol!

Lesson for the day!!

TEACHER: okay class our lesson for today is science. What is science?

PEDRO: ako ma'am! Ako ma'am!

TEACHER: okay Pedro, what is science?

PEDRO: science is our lesson for today.

Kamali-an!

BOY: Wala akong kwentang anak para sa inyo! Lahat ng ginagawa ko puro mali !

Lagi nalang ako mali !!! Di 'nyo na ako mahal!
AMA: Nagkakamali ka anak.
BOY: Shet! Mali na naman ako!!!

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Hahaha.Ewan.