Miss Gay pageant...

HOST: how can we uplift our economy today even though we are under economic
crisis?

BAKLA: (namutla) mga bakla! Akala ko ba miss gay ito? Quizbee pala

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Bwahahaha! Tumbling!

Raspa!

NARS: doc, bat tinanggihan nyo yung pasyente?

DR: alin, yung bakla?

NARS: opo. Baka sabihin namimili tayo, porket bading siya.

DR: ano naman raraspahin ko sa kanya?

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OO nga naman! hahaha.

Iring!!!

Juan: Pre! Isaag ra gud ning iring kay kawaran kaayu!

Pedro: Oki!!!

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Juan: O Pre, dugay man lagi ka kabalik?

Pedro: Litsing iringa na!! Kung wala ko misunod niya, dili pako ka-uli!!!

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Bwahahahaha! Amaw!

pipsi dli cook!!

Customer: (suko mode) Waiter, kadugay ba sa akong order!!!
Pila man diay inyong cook dri???

Waiter: Ay! Sir, wala man mi Coke dri Pipsi lang, Pipsi!

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Nyahahahahaha! Pirting bisaya-a oi!

ERAP Jokes

In Grade School, asked to define BACTERIA,
Erap answered: "It's the backdoor of the Cafeteria"!

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Bwahahahahaha! Idol!

What's your Order???

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Salamat sa Tita Lorna ko sa pag-email nito..hahaha

Ang Mga Bugo'.

Bugo1: Pre, 2 + 2 kuno beh?

Bugo2: Kana lang? Eh di 5!

Bugo1: Bwahahahahaha!

Bugo2: Ngano mikatawa man ka?!?

Bugo1: Wala lang. Abi man nako wala ka kabalo!

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"Quote for the week"

" Ang hindi marunong magmahal sa sariling wika! ay, lumaki sa ibang bansa!"

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HEHEHE..Tama nga naman.

Si Juan jud.....

Titser: Juan, use DOES in a sentence!!!

Juan: Maam, The Carabao DOESmag the tree!

Titser: What? What?

Juan: Matabang ug huWhat nga nadasmag na!

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hahahaha..Pastilan Juan.

Bday...

Boy: Atty! Gusto ko mag-ilis ug pangalan.

Atty: Ngano man? unsa may imo pangalan diay?

Boy: Jograd Putig-tae.

Atty: Bitaw, askang bati-a jud. unya unsa man imo gusto iilis?

Boy: Caloy Putig-tae..(bwahahaha.)

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bwahahahaha....ambot!