Pahambugay!!

PEDRO: Pre, nakakita ka nako ganina nag-kumpayot ko sa Helicopter???

JUAN: Wala raba ko naka-hangad ganina pre kay ga-lukdo man gud ko ug Bulldozer!!

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Bwahahahahahaha! Ayos ka 'Dro!

DK!! Donkey Kong...

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Hehehehe!

Sinong Mahal...

BATA: Tay, sino ang mahal mo? ako o si nanay?

TATAY: Syempre ikaw!

BATA: Kaya pala, pagmadaling araw kinukumutan mo ako,
si nanay hinuhubaran mo! I love you, tatay!

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Nyahahahaha! Tnx Insan Edwhard sa pag txt ani.

"Kahit lumaklak ka ng sangkatutak na centrum,


Kung wala naman ako,


I'm sure you wont be complete!"

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Hahaha..Sheila nag send ani..take two!

Nanay ug Anak...

Nanay: Hala! cge Layas! Ayaw nag-balik dri sa balay!
Sukad karon, ayaw nko tawaga ug nanay ug dli
tapod ka tawagung anak, kasabot ka?!?!


Anak: Char! Cge friend adto nako!

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Ahahaha..ataya! salamat kang Sheila Putot sa share.

The Philippine presidents flying in a plane.
GMA: what if I throw a check for a million pesos out the window to make at
least 1 Filipino happy?

CORY: but my dear, why don't you throw 2 checks for half a million each and
thus make 2 Filipinos happy?

RAMOS: why not throw four checks for a quarter of a million each and make
four Filipinos happy?

And on it went until finally, Erap blurts out:
"but madam president, why not simply throw yourself out of the window and
make all the Filipinos happy?"
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Hehehehe.

Putol!

Nanay: Anak, ba't hinimatay ang tatay mo?

Anak: Kasi naman Nay, nag-txt si Kuya galing Saudi dahil
nag-patuli na daw cya at english-english pa kasi sabi nya,
"Tay, just got BEHEADED!"


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Nyahahahahahahha!

Ping-Pong Matrix

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nakita nako sa videocloud.org

Busina...

Mekaniko: Sir, hindi ko po maayus ang preno nyo..

Customer: HA?!! Eh, pano yan?!?

Mekaniko: Nilakasan ko nalang po ang busina! Happy Trip po!

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Bwahahaha! Patay kang bata ka.

Pillow Talk..

Mrs: Honey, am i pretty or ugly?

Mr: Hmmmmmmm..Both!

Mrs: Anong both? Pwedeng pretty?Pwedeng ugly?

Mr: Hindi,ang ibig kung sabihin, you're pretty ugly!

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Nyahahaha! Tumpak!