Katanungan lang..??????

ang tawag sa gumagawa ng tubo, tubero. Ang tawag sa kumukuha ng basura,
basurero. Ang tawag sa mahilig sa gimik, gimikero. Sa maraming babae,
babaero. Ang tawag sa nakaupo sa kanto.?




Tambay pare, tambay!

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Hahahahaha..Tama naman.

English 101...

THIS IS AN EMAIL LETTER SENT TO A RAGHIB HASSAN & THE SENDER IS UNKNOWN BUT JUST READ ON AND WEEP.HAHAHA!

"Deer Friend,

I am well, hope you are also in the well. Your parents had invited me
for the welding but i could not attend it, so they are paranoid with me.
You know it was difficult for me to attend marriage on such a shorts notice.
Anyway, i always weight for your letter, i know you will right me one day.
Wether is very cold here.. My parents are sold now, so they need someone
to take care of them. You know, I have cpmpleted one year in my new office,
so expecting salary hype.
Please convey my hell yo your friend.
Looking forward to here erring from you soon.

Buy, by
Sea you soon!

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Hehehehe..ambot!

KSP!!

Boy1: Nakaka-awa naman Lola mo!
Boy2: Bakit?
Boy1: Nakasabay ko kasing mag-simba nung Isang araw, Ubo ng Ubo!
Pinagtitinginan nga ng mga tao.
Boy2: Wala yun. papansin lang yun!
Boy1: bakit?
Boy2: Bago kasi Blouse nya!

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Hahahaha..Ayos style ni Lola ah.

Coded....

A man marries a deaf girl.
He mimes: 'let's make a code: if I want sex, I will
squeeze your breast. In response, you can pull my penis once for
Yes, and 50 times for No'

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Hahahaha...

Quote of the Day!....Reload.

Do unto others ... then run!!!

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Bwahahaha! My 2nd favorite quote.hahaha

Quote of the Day!....

It's better to cheat than to repeat!

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This is MY all time favorite quote! Nyahahaha.

Parachute...

Nagka-engine trouble ang sinasakyang eroplano nina Erap at FVR kaya binigyan sila ng tig-isang parachute para makatalon palabas.

Dahil sundalo at sanay si FVR sa ganito, pinauna niyang tumalon si Erap. Tumalon si Erap at nagbukas agad ang kanyang parachute.

Sumunod si FVR, kaso, sira ang naibigay sa kanya at hindi iyon bumukas kaya bumulusok siyang pababa.

Nakita ito ni Erap at sumigaw siya:

"Ah karera pala ang gusto mo, ha? Teka!" sabay alis ni Erap ng suot niyang parachute para
maunahan si FVR..

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Bwahahaha! Michael Shoesmaker!

Post 9/11

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Pls. read the papers lagi..nyahahaha!!

Si Father...

Lady: Father, ang guapo at cute mo naman. Bakit kasi nag-pari ka!

Father: Dahil ayaw pumayag ng magulang ko na mag-madre ako eh...
DI bah nakakalungkot naman girl!!!!!!!!

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Ahahahahaha!

Demonyo..

Si Satanas mi-appear sa park.....

Pastor: Pahawa! sa power sa akong pagto-u..pahawa satanas! Pahawa!

Satanas: Char! ....................Murag tag-iya sa park!

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Bwahahahaha! Salamat kay putot sa pag-contribute..

Spelling 101

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ERAP Jokes

IQ TEST:

A teacher went up to Erap because he wanted to test Erap`s IQ.
Teacher: Erap, can you spell defense?
Erap: Aba naman, oo!!! D-E-F-E-N-S-E!!!
T: Aba, tama ho! E, defeat?
E: Aba naman... kadali-dali! D-E-F-E-A-T!!!
T: Naku, President Erap! Ang galing niyo naman! E, how about detail?
E: D-E-T-A-I-L!
T: Naku, President Erap! Ang dami-daming nagkamali tungkol sa inyo ha! Eh ang tali-talino niyo pala! O, ito, last question ko sayo. Gamitin mo and defense, defeat and detail in a sentence.
E: The cow jump over DEFENSE, first DEFEAT then DETAIL.
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Tama nga naman!! hahaha!